"Then Bard drew his bow-string to his ear."
Independent RP Account Versed in Middle-Earth (12/29/13)

asktauriel:

{— Tossing the lighter down beside her Tasha adjusted her position, fidgeting to herself. It wasn’t supposed to end up like this, but she supposed she could have seen it coming - if she’d truly looked. “I’m a cop.” If that hadn’t been obvious prior. “I’ve been undercover for six months now.”}

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He feigns, plays nonchalance. 

            “Am I being ar-rested for anything?" 

Tasha had seemed to be a good acquaintance. Friend. 
But now his eyes narrowed. He did not know necessarily
how to react, what to say. Bard stiffened, arms crossed.

            "Why are you telling me this?”  

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thethiefoftheshire:

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[TEXT]: I’m regretting the fact that I got completely hammered. I never do that-

[TEXT]: No. What is it?

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[TEXT]: Now I’ve never tried it myself, but some say drink more alcohol to get rid of the hangover. I think that’s probably a myth.
[TEXT]: I mean I’ve read them all in a magazine. 
[TEXT]: On second thought. Don’t try it.
[TEXT]: Maybe more water, and more sleep.

thethiefoftheshire:

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[TEXT]: Well, by the time the dares really started coming, I was already trashed, so I thought “fuck it.” You can’t really blame me for that.

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[text]: You’re not regretting anything that happened last night at all, are you?
[text]: Other than the bit where you’ve got the hangover. Have you heard of this marvelous concoction that solves that bit? 

[ text ] This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.

[text] you are not wrong. i almost forgot about that. did we black out afterwards?
[text] by all means, we can definitely try to top that year. 

•{ text ] friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere. [only because I feel they would have some interesting ass conversations xDD]

[text] oh sure, yeah, im sure they’re allowed to because the next morning they’re likely not to be friends anymore 

Text From Last Night: New Years Edition

captainamericarogers:

  • [ text ] New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
  • [ text ] oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
  • [ text ] nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
  • [ text ] my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
  • [ text ] yeah but it’s new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
  • [ text ] I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
  • [ text ] So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
  • { text ] friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
  • [ text ] My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we’re going to bang again
  • [ text ] I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don’t have a job now, thanks vodka.
  • [ text ] They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
  • [ text ] Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
  • [ text ] You are the jesus of drinking
  • [ text ] Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I’m carrying your child. Happy new year!
  • [ text ] Ok there’s 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years
  • [ text ] This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
  • [ text ] my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
  • [ text ] I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
  • [ text ] Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore

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shxrp-shxt:

bowbearer:

➸ shgghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
➸ sorry didn’t m an to sedn that 
➸ but sinc were talk king nwwwhy dont we keep talking
➸ is that your real hair 

The anger that swelled in Legolas came out as he continued to rant and rave towards the other. He should have known better. Legolas was the one who would go out on the limb to make sure others were alright. It didn’t matter what it would have done to him. So this really made his blood boil. His face was even a shade of red, all the way to his ears.

When their eyes met again, and all he saw was a smile, Legolas released a sigh. A hand moved to the back of his head—feeling blonde strands against the pads of his fingertips. What the hell was he going to do with him. It was too late at night to think of such things, but sleep was not going to come for him anytime soon. No matter. Atleast he’ll have some company with him while he stayed up til dawn.

“Do that again…and I’m going to leave you out there to freeze.” Was his last testiment before stepping to Bard and passing him by. “Come on. You’re probably freezing in those clothes. Let’s find you something better.”

Reacting systematically to Legolas’ stern tone, honestly he had not felt so little in so long. It ebbed in him this feeling of being extremely aware that he did not particularly enjoy, and when he slipped out of his shoes, and coat, he placed everything too carefully in its proper position, following Legolas with a wide eyed, bizarre expression and saying mum. 

He took a vague look around the area, taking in small details that he may or may not remember tomorrow, but for curiosity’s sake, Bard could hardly help it. Training his eyes back onto following after the other’s footsteps, he waited for the next course of action.

           "If you want to hit me, you’re allowed to– If it helps with… anything.“ 


giiliath:

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“What, never been invited for a three-way before? I find that odd, considering you and your wife’s combined attractiveness level. Seriously, prude much?” 

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"Invited- no. It’s never been my sort of tryst.” But… What was she saying? Was his wife– into this? Or was Tauriel just saying things to throw him off? 
              “Don’t call me a prude. Some people are just more level-headed." 

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