"Then Bard drew his bow-string to his ear."
Independent RP Account Versed in Middle-Earth (12/29/13)

queerperegrintook:

my favourite thing about asoiaf honestly is the fact that almost every non-Lannister character who comes into contact with Jaime has the same reaction: 

“by the SEVEN he is attractive and a douchebag I don’t even- what the- sO handsome and a DICKHEAD wow so shiny I hate him.” 

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