"Then Bard drew his bow-string to his ear."
Independent RP Account Versed in Middle-Earth (12/29/13)
*kisses forehead* You have the kissing virus! Pass this to the first 10 on your dash!
image

And thank you, love. 8I -spreads it to entire family- X'D 

Maybe because you threaten to kill all her boyfriends (and there's like a few of them incl. Alfrid). But she's preggers anyway. Congrats!
Anonymous

“…Lord have mercy on me." 

image

YOUR DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT WITH A HALFBREED
Anonymous

image

“What? Who? Who has done this to her?
 How did I not know? Why did she not tell me?

I've been good thank you! Just enjoying a drink while I put the finishing touches on some work. I'm glad you're having a good day as well.

image

“What sort of drink have you indulged in? I fancied myself
a hot cup of tea tonight. I am curious in what articles you
have worked on today. I know you’ve plenty in your line of hobby." 
He’d personally never been much for anything regarding needle-
work or the artistic side, though it showed much more in every
other member of his family.

❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦ [ I SHIP IT LIKE FUCKING FEDEX ALRIGHT I'M NOT EVEN THE LEAST BIT SORRY ]

image

you KNOW WE love youuuuuuuuu our bb. <3 <3 <3 <3  
( and yknow eventually our kids and our future and yes  YES YES ) 

Bard! It's good to see you! How have you been?

“Hello Hannah, how are you today? 
 It’s been busy, but an ordinary day it gladly is." 

image

bard mun is cool mun :3
Anonymous

image

fffffffffff nooooo  not at allll ;u;

is it bad if i just drop this right here and ❦

image

NO ITS NOT BAD AT ALLLL *U* -squees aloud- ♥

*shamelessly dumps bucket fulls of ❦ in the open window* ❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦u.u yu rlly shouldn't hve left that window open... bruh.

image

WAit WAT WINDOW am i imagining things too literally 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lhnsfglkh or completely missing the point (i am known to be oblivious omg ) 

❦ shhh u read my headcanons about it also your bard is perfect yes *disappears into the night* *even tho it's noon where i am*

image

Yeshflsknlgknh OMG ( did you ever get my message back to you about that btw becauseee i know we got distracted by kili and boobs apparently HUEHUE )

th