
[text] oh sure, yeah, im sure they’re allowed to because the next morning they’re likely not to be friends anymore
Somehow Legolas managed to get himself up to walk towards….who the hell knows what. He couldn’t truly make out where he was going, and he was guessing at this point. His hand found the countertop and from, Legolas lead himself to his room—giggling and rambling into the phone. How he managed to keep a hold of it was a miracle in itself.
Inside the room, and stumbling about, Legolas managed to land face first into his bedding—in the middle of the bed but in bed all the same. Atleast he didn’t hurt himself too much on the way getting there. His face turned to the phone, giving a groan.
“Ssshhhh….tooo loud. Hhhnnngn…zight. Gotta telll ya. Dooon’t teeell him kay?” WIth his intoxicated self, everything faded from his thoughts. Who he was talking to. What was going on. When did his bed get so comfortable? And it was in that moment, everthing came out. “Baaaardd…its baaaaardddd…umzleephy. Nighhhrt nigghtss..”
“Nope, I wouldn’t tell anyone your secrets. You know that better than anyone else.” He distracted himself, putting the phone on speaker phone as no one was around his place. Bard chuckled as quietly as he could, despite being positive that Legolas was long gone from even really focusing on what really was buzzing on the phones, when it sounded as if he was bounding from wall to wall.
“What sort of ruckus are you making there? You’re going to hurt yourself!” Bard hesitated, genuinely concerned as he stopped organizing his books, having prepared for bed while being entertained by the other.
But nothing prepares him for the answer Legolas ( sort of ) murmurs out, muffled among what is likely a pillow and fatigued by drinking too much ( he’s positive Aragorn does not have a present any longer, as it has likely been partially consumed by the blond . ) "What? Legolas, wait- what?“ But unfortunately only silence and light breathing responded back to him before he even had a chance to say goodnight.